So, the airlines, they have these ‘boarding groups,’ right? Group 1, Group 2, Group 3. It’s supposed to be an organized system. But what is it really? It’s just a way to make you feel like you’re *almost* special, but not quite. Everyone’s standing there, jostling, staring at the gate, like it’s a watering hole in the savanna. And then they call ‘Group 1’! And suddenly, twenty people who were clearly not in Group 1 surge forward. It’s an honor system based on a lie! And then you get on the plane, and everyone’s fighting for overhead bin space. You know why? Because ‘Group 1’ took up all the space with their oversized ‘personal items.’ It’s not a personal item if it requires two hands and a small crane to lift it! It’s a carry-on, admit it!
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